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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)"

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? I hear the food is good but there's no atmosphere."

"Why did the CS major quit his job? He didn't get arrays."

"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"

"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"

"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."

"""Come on now, I'm sure that Megatron isn't such a bad guy when you get to know him..."" - Optimist Prime."

"[interrupts pastor] but jesus was crucified today shouldn't we call today ""Bad Friday"" or even ""Kinda Messed Up They Killed Jesus Friday"""

"What do you say to Simba when he's slow? Mufasa! ""move faster"" heu heu heu"

"Everyone lies on their resume but I fear I may have gone overboard with 'immortal' and 'shoots lasers from eyes' and 'hardworking'."