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Joke of the Day
"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"
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"Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force? They're still afraid of hangars."
"It's nice that my vacuum has a headlight just in case I want to clean in the dark or wake my dog up thinking he's getting hit by a train."
"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."
"I laughed a lot harder than I should have Man: do you know why fat people are so comfortable? Lady: why? Man : because they eat so much comfort food"
"Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me."
"Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months."
"[kung fu fight] ""Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."" *starts lifting heavy building materials*"
"I've been told I have to tell a joke about barometers... Ooh, the pressure."
"Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons."