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Joke of the Day

"Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!? Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents.."

"Joke comments: so you can get all your best jokes in one place. Put jokes in comments!"

"Ghosts wear sheets because nobody's scared of sleeping bags."

"Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure"

"*jumps from the earth to the moon* PARKOUR"

"Whenever I get a ""Final Notice"" letter from a bill collector, I assume this concludes our business transaction."

"Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : ""Nein, Eleven."""

"What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field."

"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"

"Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams and then finding out that she eats spaghetti with a knife."