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Joke of the Day

"Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure"

"Dead babies and rocks What is the difference between a dead baby and a rock? You can't Fuck a rock"

"I was going to make a joke about an ass. Butt fuck it."

"If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food."

"Q: What did the lightbulb say to its mother? A: I wuv you watts and watts."

"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"

"I just bought a piano off the TV. It came from the Chopin Channel."

"I'm wearing a tuxedo to work today in protest of casual Friday."

"""Son, I want to let you know that you were adopted. ""What?! Really?!"", I said. ""Yep! Go pack your things and get ready"", my dad said. ""They'll be here to pick you up in twenty minutes."""

"What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? It breaks the ice...Hi, i'm (insert name)"