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"A white guy walks into a bar... exam. He passes and becomes a well respected lawyer."
"Marriage is like a pack of cards... Marriage is like a pack of cards: all you need at the start are two hearts and a diamond, but you end up wishing you had a club and a spade..."
"When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting So I might try missionary style with him instead"
"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. And then it dawned on me."
"A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Confused, the bartender asks, ""Where did you get that??"" The parrot replied, ""Oh him? New York."""
"Which dog can tell time? A watchdog."
"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"
"Mom I get nervous on dates & always sweat. ""Wear something that doesn't show stains"" [5 hours later] How was your date? She hated my poncho."
"Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, so he gave her a bone of his own"