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Joke of the Day
"Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams and then finding out that she eats spaghetti with a knife."
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"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."
"Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking."
"People ask me what I'm really into these days. I tell them ""debt."""
"Going to a party tonight, but keeping it mellow. One or two glasses of cocaine and that's it."
"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!"
"Have you heard about Corduroy pillows? They are putting lines in your face!"
"Me: I hate all of the trash jokes in this sub. Friend: They're not trash, they're *recycle*."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry ... haven't ""they"" heard that ""seven days without food makes one weak?"""
"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."