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Joke of the Day

"Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : ""Nein, Eleven."""

"Some guy named Rand McNally printed out a bunch of Google maps and sells them at gas stations. Weird."

"Two guys walk into a bar One guy says, 'I'd like some H2O.' The other guy says, 'I'd like some H2O, too.' The second guy died. The bartender is a chemist."

"If you encounter another Dad in the wild wearing a #1 Dad shirt, you must fight to the death. Disneyland has never been so fun"

"Now that it is 2015 we should all really be on the lookout for Marty Mcfly. If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinsons research on his return to 1985."

"If you're OCD and you know it, wash your hands."

"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."

"What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak? Teaching the chicken to cook"

"tegrof reven 11/9"

"BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7"