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Joke of the Day
"Ghosts wear sheets because nobody's scared of sleeping bags."
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"How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark's parents? Just one buck."
"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."
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"My little brother dropped this on me; What do Mexicans say when they're cold? BRRRRRRRRiba!"
"Here at Nickelodeon, we're constantly trying to push the boundaries of what a child's head should be shaped like."
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"whats another name for a cemetary? a chinese resturant"