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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn't be so angry."

"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"

"What Happens when you fart in church? You sit in your own pew"

"My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane."

"Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"

"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"

"Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You'd think SOMEONE could've let me know I was out of toilet paper."

"What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ? Being normal."

"The largest city in the world is... Dublin. Because it keeps on Dublin and Dublin"