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Joke of the Day
"What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ? Being normal."
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"WHY DO COWS LIE DOWN IN THE RAIN? TO KEEP EACH UDDER DRY."
"A shapeshifter repeatedly raped a girl, first as a midget, then as a normal man, and finally as a giant. He came in a variety of sizes."
"What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage."
"I am not an alcoholic. I simply enjoy living in liquid medium."
"Two cows are in a pasture. The first cow says, ""Moo."" The second cow says, ""Damn, man... I was just about to say that!"""
"What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens? Bro, mine"
"Feminists are basically Lesbians who don't want to admit it."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure"