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Joke of the Day
"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"
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"Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose."
"Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
"I attend weddings purely to be fortunate enough to hear those two little words that always bring tears to my eyes - ""open bar"""
"I think what I despise the most about blind people is knowing they'll get rid of that dog as soon as they start to see."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter the dog is not coming"
"What's a Jews favorite beer? Bud Light L'Chaim (Pronounced like Lime, guys)"
"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."
"What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada? Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative."
"I made up a good one. Why do so many white people do meth? Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*"