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Joke of the Day

"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."

"The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed."

"My New Years resolution is to not make a New Years resolution. I figure I am going to fuck it up anyway... I may as well do it from the start."

"/r/jokes has the most original content on reddit! That's it."

"Reddit is a really blue community... ...because everyone is really sad about all the ""reddit is green"" reposts."

"George Michael is recording a song with all the proceeds going to end sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's call ""I Want Your Sects""."

"My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face. It was an irrational decision."

"My horoscope said that I won't get along with Cancer... Nether do people in hospice care."

"I'm sorry I don't speak any English -me when someone starts talking to me"