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Joke of the Day
"Where does the military commander buy his groceries? the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY"
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"How do you chip thin ice off a window? You bust a rime."
"How do you get a blowjob in Flint, MI Pour bottled water over your dick."
"""just get thru the 1st day without them finding out youre an elephant"" IT dude: ""ok here's your new mouse"" [just fkn destroys the place]"
"If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?"
"I met a really cool girl name Helicase, but there's a problem... ... she's always trying to unzip my genes."
"I just want to have a long enough career in show business so I can become eccentric and bring a goat to a meeting or some shit"
"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."
"What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common? They'll both make you one with everything."
"There once was a chef who made gravy that was so good people couldn't stand up after tasting it... ...they fell for his roux."