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Joke of the Day
"Girl you remind me of a... (insert insult here)"
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"We live in a society that's the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones."
"The Pill... (Semi-NSFW) It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid getting pregnant."
"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade"
"I had an awkward moment with my english teacher. Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction."
"What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? An impasta"
"Yo. Wanna do graffiti? ""Sure man"" [My friend makes a cool gang symbol on a wall] Cool. Let me try [Mine reads KELLY WHY DID U LEAVE ME]"
"What do you say to a woman with one black eye? Nothing, you've already told her."
"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"