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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician go to the bathroom? He works it out with a pencil."
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"If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on."
"I don't know what I'm more afraid of: killing myself or never doing it. Clowns definitely scare me the most, though."
"I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night."
"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"
"What's Hillary's favorite pizza place? Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs @rambobiggs"
"Security signs that begin with ""For your protection..."" essentially end with ""...we will restrict freedoms & invade privacy"""
"What is the same betweem long distance track and school Your going nowhere and your doing it slowly"
"Trump, 2 years into his presidency: ""What do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?"""
"What's the difference between Santa and a black man? Santa stops after the third Ho"