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Joke of the Day
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
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"What kind of fruit can't get married? A Cantleope"
"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""
"I took my cat to Build-A-Bear so he could see what's going to happen to him if he pees on the carpet again."
"I make more Freudian slips before 9am than most people do all gay."
"Apple announced a breast implant that plays music... The iTit is considered a major social break through since women have always complained that men stare at their breasts but never listen to them."
"What's the second fastest thing in the world? Your butthole closing up after a poop. What's the first fastest thing in the world? That one drop of toilet water."
"Pee pressure > peer pressure"
"Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !"
"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"