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Joke of the Day

"Apple announced a breast implant that plays music... The iTit is considered a major social break through since women have always complained that men stare at their breasts but never listen to them."

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"I said hi to Ellen Pao today She told me to stop being sexist"
"So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men"
"I've started replacing ""yes"" with ""sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."""
"Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper ""You can see me?"".."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables What do humanitarians eat"
"I got pulled over for running a stop sign. The cop says, ""Didn't you see the stop sign?"" Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
"How can a cat walk with no feet? He can't, it's impawsible."
"I wrote a song about cutting down trees. It's not a snappy tune, it just lumbers along."
"Two Scottish guys discussing a wedding.. First guys asks ""What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?"" Second fella says ""A kilt of course!"" First fella ""What's the tartin?"" ""She's wearing white"" says his pal"