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Joke of the Day

"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""

"Why can't some snakes get boners? Because they have a reptile dysfunction."

"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve"

"fill in the blank 1.) ""There once was a man from nan-tuck it, His balls were as big as a bucket"" 2.) ""What is the difference between a whore and a boxer"""

"Dream carefully, because dreams come true."

"Did you know that 10% of what Trump says is actually true? Neither does he."

"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."

"Me: When I have a rough day, you're there. When I need to cry, you're there. Nobody helps me gain 10 pounds the way you do. Cheesecake:"

"You can say many bad things about Hitler... ...but the showers joke was pretty good."