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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fruit can't get married? A Cantleope"
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"I asked my English teacher whether I should pronounce ""either"" as ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther"" He said, ""You can say either."""
"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."
"I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym."
"My uncle the rabbi only tips 10% And a I mean always! He does that shit religiously!"
"If your dog has weird unsightly nipples, it's OK to throw 3 or 4 little bras on it."
"What do Gay men have in the morning? Sticky Buns! ;D"
"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"
"Anakin: Want to go out? Padme: Ew. You're 9. Anakin: Padme: Talk to me in a decade when the age gap between us is exactly the same."
"My farts are so strong..... I can make bubbles in the shower!"