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Joke of the Day

"What kind of fruit can't get married? A Cantleope"

"My phone just autocorrected ""doofus"" to ""doodie""...and I thought *I* was immature."

"Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio? He stopped believing in stereotypes."

"I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday."

"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"

"A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house"

"Son: Dad how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, Usually"

"Sometimes I wonder how shit life would be if electricity was never invented. I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight."

"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"

"Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races? They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it."