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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"
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"The British Pound? You mean the British Ounce."
"I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed. It was a near-death experience."
"""just great, I've lost my house my wife is leaving and my kids hate me how can this day get any worse"" -A dinosaur, 66 million years ago"
"Textbooks The podiatry textbook used footnotes while the proctology textbook used endnotes."
"What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole"
"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""
"I had such a great masturbation session last night... that when I woke up in the morning my dick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast."
"What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery? uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!"
"How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. PETA can't change anything."