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Joke of the Day

"I took my cat to Build-A-Bear so he could see what's going to happen to him if he pees on the carpet again."

"I rang my boss and said ""what is the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I don't know"" ""I am not coming into work today""."

"Jokes about menstrual cycles are stupid Period."

"Starbucks and Hooters should merge. Can you imagine ordering a Double D Latte? Everything you need in a cup or two."

"How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb? 2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures."

"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."

"What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist? Pokemon"

"I work as a waiter. The pay isn't great but I put food on the table."

"Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny."

"I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry."