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Joke of the Day
"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""
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"Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !"
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"Here is one of my favorite Iranian jokes translated to english, for all of you to enjoy Go Fuck Yourself"
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"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"