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Joke of the Day

"Here is one of my favorite Iranian jokes translated to english, for all of you to enjoy Go Fuck Yourself"

"My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day. I waved her off and said ""Nah 'ma stay."""

"Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? Because she was a girl."

"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"

"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""

"The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. ""Now did all of you understand that?"" she asked. ""If not, I'll just go through it again."""

"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"

"Put the punchline in the title. How to ruin a joke"

"The thing I don't like about shopping centers When you see one, you've seen a mall"

"What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck."