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Joke of the Day
"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"
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"Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"
"I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else's"
"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."
"Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're incessantly instagramming photos of it?"
"7 dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So ......happy got out"
"What stops rape every time? Consent."
"A man is flying on a plane Lady Flight attendant: hello, would you like some headphones? Man: yeah I would, but how did you know my name was phones?"
"[Personal ad] Seeking hostile female rage rhino to suffocate me with her thighs. Smoker's cough a plus. Oxygen tank required. No crazies."
"Trying not to ask my blind roommate if he masturbated too much."