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Joke of the Day

"PayPal is spinning eBay off into its own company. After several years, PayPal finally got tired of living with a hoarder."

"The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice."

"If your father is a Priest, could you call him Father dad? Shit thought, shit joke."

"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self"

"remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you."

"Pizza is like sex. When its good, its reeallly good, but when its bad... It's still pretty damn good."

"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"

"How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up? The rest of your life."

"Just told a shop owner that the customer is always wrong. When she tried to correct me, she exploded."

"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?"