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Joke of the Day

"Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei..... At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they decided *Aunt-Man* was too easily confused with *Ant-Man*"

"Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."

"north carolina to sue over bathroom bill hillary: stop calling him that"

"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."

"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."

"1816: a grizzly bear ate my mom as she fetched drinking water. 1916: I'm in a muddy trench, bleeding internally. 2016: IM OFFENDED!"

"I legitimately often expect WebMD to return the result of ""turns out you are a loser."""

"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."

"If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless; I'd be worth something by now."

"Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere."