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Joke of the Day
"Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere."
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"Someone just caught me picking my nose at a stop light. Had to just cut my losses and run the red light."
"One thing you always pay full price for is other people's mistakes..."
"If I had a dollar for every maths exam I failed I'd have about $6.50 right now"
"I told a riddle to a double amputee once Boy did it leave him stumped"
"We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood."
"Who's driving? A mexican and black guy are in a car. Who's driving? Answer: The police officer"
"Me to My Neighbour we get it. you can hold your breath (*looks at watch*) for 19 days. Quit showing off and come out of that pool."
"What is the cheapest meat available? Deer Balls. They're under a buck!"
"My coworker said my clothes looked gay. I responded with ""Well they did come out of the closet today."""