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Joke of the Day

"north carolina to sue over bathroom bill hillary: stop calling him that"

"What's so bad about being a virgin, anyway? It means fucking nothing."

"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."

"How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope."

"The past, present and future walk into a bar It was tense"

"I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me."

"Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week."

"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"

"What did the accountant with constipation do? He worked is out with a pencil."

"What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet? A digimon."