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Joke of the Day

"My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur... She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it ""Amanda's A Man, Duh""."

"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund To get a long little doggy"

"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."

"I'm really good at writing palindromes where the 2nd half is gibberishhsirebbig si flah dn2 eht erehw semordnilap gnitirw ta doog yllaer m'I"

"The Terminator would have been better if they'd cast Jim Parsons. ""Bazinga"" is so much better than ""I'll be back."""

"Why is NATO afraid of Russia? Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this."

"The fact that I have to debate evolution with people means it doesn't work quite as well as I'd like it to."

"Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline? And when did my wife start smoking?"

"Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome."

"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"