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Joke of the Day

"The fact that I have to debate evolution with people means it doesn't work quite as well as I'd like it to."

"What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei :)"

"Oh you sneaky little bastard! [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ei9ie/the_best_joke_i_know/)"

"Mrs Smith the biology teacher was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf which was great for the children in her class. ""What Mrs Smith needs"" said one of her colleagues ""is a herring-aid."""

"My girl friend wanted a nose job... So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough."

"Why was the man hanging out in the market all day? I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar"

"Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django"

"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."

"A second child fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla enclosure. Luckily the kid escaped and the gorillas were unHarambed."

"What's the iPhone's favorite football team? The Chargers."