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Joke of the Day

"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"

"How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? A lot, because they're fucking stupid."

"TIL Humans eat more carrots than rabbits I can't remember the last time I ate a rabbit"

"Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!"

"This is the rare tweet that history will look back on much more favorably than how it was received in its own time period."

"I recently visited an only anal porn website, but I quickly left It was full of assholes"

"What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port? No thanks, it's bad for my grout."

"What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug? Niagara Falls, Viagra rises."

"I think Android application developers are magical. They're like open sorcerers."

"That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive"