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Joke of the Day

"I'm really good at writing palindromes where the 2nd half is gibberishhsirebbig si flah dn2 eht erehw semordnilap gnitirw ta doog yllaer m'I"

"You know, I never understood why calling someone a pussy was an insult. I mean, you are what you eat."

"My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic"

"Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide."

"When I'm at a bar with my cousin she doesn't think it's funny when I yell 'BUT HE'S YOUR GYNECOLOGIST!' every time the music dies down."

"This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be."

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"

"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"

"If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"Obama is an obamanation. That is all."