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Joke of the Day

"I'm really good at writing palindromes where the 2nd half is gibberishhsirebbig si flah dn2 eht erehw semordnilap gnitirw ta doog yllaer m'I"

"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium"

"Please help me find my lost pet sloth. It was just right here and, oh, never mind, it's still right here."

"Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race? Because the winner was a cheetah"

"I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? When it comes to the police car, all the pricks are on the inside!"

"They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews."

"You, my friend, deserve a high-five...that's four more fingers than I normally give."

"Text REDCROSS to a girl and be like"" oops wrong number, I was trying to donate for the 5th time today"" then she'll sex you guaranteed."

"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."