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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a woman uses a vibrator when pregnant The kid stutters"
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"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"
"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""
"I like short logarithm equations... I guess you could say that I'm a ln-icon."
"Why was the Energizer Bunny in court? Because it was charged with battery."
"I went to a zoo where the only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu"
"Breaking up with Japanese Girls. I hate to breakup with Japanese girls because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get it."
"What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks? You'll never forget her name."
"The cleaning people unplugged my radio and lost my settings, so I'm shooting fingernail clippings all over my office floor to punish them."
"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."