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Joke of the Day

"Accidently played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels."

"What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending"

"Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."

"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"

"Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration? Because it's a cold day in hell...."

"What did one buttcheck say to the other buttcheck? After all the shit that has been between us, we will never be apart."

"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"

"You have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, so what do you have? Hulk's dick in your mouth."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Cold dark and bitter."