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Joke of the Day
"My New Year's resolution is to stop eating so much candy, so I can focus more on cookies."
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"Who is tall dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !"
"wise man jokes?"
"In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?"
"The only thing I'd like for you to say behind my back is ""Do you like that?"""
"I'm doomed to always think of the best comebacks the next day when the baby isn't even around."
"[walks up to firefighters trying to put out a fire] it's alright guys i got this one. *whips out a flamethrower* TIME TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FI-"
"What do you call a Crazy female deer? A doenut"
"Why is the British weather like Islam? Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite"