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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I just can't put it down"

"Talking too much is a sign of insecurity. So is keeping too quiet. So is breathing and having been born a human."

"what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"Robin Hood went to see a doctor... ...he was diagnosed with Menintightis."

"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."

"Me: when I grow up I'm going to be an astronaut. 5 year old daughter: you're already grown up. You'll be dead soon."

"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or they're going to think we're nuts!"

"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"