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Joke of the Day
"I am motherfucking sick of the motherfucking delays on this motherfucking train!"
Next Joke
"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! ""Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"" Anxiety."
"What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there? A Labracadabrador"
"Kick the can If you don't have a can, you can just play ""kick the can't""! Joke courtesy of my dad. Obviously."
"Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."
"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"
"Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"". Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""