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Joke of the Day
"I always cry at wedding ceremonies because I don't want to be there."
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"Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side."
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"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."
"[job interview] Him: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm very independent. Him: ... Me: ... Him: ... Me: Tell him, Mom. Mom: He is!"
"I like my women like I like my Star Wars. Ruined by George Lucas."
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"Two midgets are sitting around, bored... When one of them pulls out some weed and asks: ""Wanna get medium?"""
"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"