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Joke of the Day
"I always cry at wedding ceremonies because I don't want to be there."
Next Joke
"Baby detective: These stab wounds here, they- *coroner covers the body with a sheet* Baby: OH MY GOD. THE BODY! ITS GONE! WHERE DID IT GO"
"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"
"I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart."
"Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you."
"How do you put a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender first How do you get it out? Tortilla chips"
"If you saw a heat wave.... Would you wave back?"
"Caller: My goodness Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!"
"What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers."
"Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, I say whatever floats your goat."