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Joke of the Day

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"

"What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? I'msosaurus"

"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem... I told him I got fucked in the ear. Now I have hearing aids."

"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word."

"Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men."

"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."

"What do you do with a dead scientist? Barium"

"What's that over there? I don't know but I just got a raging clue"

"The fact that I have to debate evolution with people means it doesn't work quite as well as I'd like it to."

"""We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,"" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."