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Joke of the Day
"Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you."
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"Mexican and Black Jokes are ALL the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old girl? When you're done, you can flip her over and pretend you're having sex with an 8 year old boy..."
"Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception? There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!"
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"
"StubHub should really be a place where single amputees meet."
"Reddit is like a shiny new penny Its nice to look at but completely worthless"
"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."
"When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... ""make it sew."""
"I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer."