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Joke of the Day

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"

"What do you call a gay light fixture? A chandiqueer"

"96.86% of pastries are not s"

"If Trump dies in office he won't even admit it. He'll keep tweeting from the grave: ""VERY dishonest coroner's report says I died. Sad!"""

"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."

"What's the difference between a politician and a computer? logic"

"WAT DO WE WAMT ""woaw calm dowm dude"" WHEN DO WE WAMT IT ""u kno this is just a line to try ham sampels at costco right"""

"How do dogs do business? Pro-bono"

"I always pick up a huge cucumber up at walmart and yell to my wife ""you said you wanted the biggest one right"" Because I'm a great husband"

"Oxygen atom was looking for threesome. Poor guy got ozoned"