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Joke of the Day

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"

"What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska? Ice [Krim](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)"

"How do you top a train? Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D"

"What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute."

"What did the doctor say when his patient said ""I think I'm two spoons!"" ""Shut the fork up."""

"Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels."

"What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it? An empty toilet paper roll."

"What helps put a Jew to sleep? gas"

"There are two types of people in this world. People who pee in the shower and people who lie about it."