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Joke of the Day

"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"

"What do you call a gay man flying a plane? A pilot, you homophobic bastard!"

"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"

"I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey and my Bahrain was like Oman I Israel Hungary so Iran."

"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."

"Some people might think being a gay man with a foot long dick is a good thing But it's just a huge pain in the ass for my boyfriend."

"I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters."

"Teachers in school told me I wouldn't amount to anything, now i'm laughing all the way to the bank... To dispute my most recent overdraft fee"

"What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator. Sorry."

"I watch Looney Tunes before I go to work, because there's something about old school cartoon violence that relaxes me"