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Joke of the Day

"My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks..."

"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."

"I have a very dry sense of humor. So I drink moisturizer."

"When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why."

"How do you kill a guy with a coconut allergy? You put a bounty on his head."

"Two grains of sand in the desert.. The first one turns around and says to his friend: ""Dude, I think we are being followed"". I'll see myself out."

"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"

"My Boss is Irish and I need good comebacks! Help me out with the best Irish jokes you got!"

"Why do onions have poor self-image? Because people cry when they get onions naked."

"Nsfw. My wife and I had not had sex in a couple months but this morning she woke up randy... He is our neighbor and said her music was up too loud. We still havent had sex."