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Joke of the Day
"One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple."
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"What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs."
"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."
"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"
"you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves."
"Had a brainstorm, 32 neurons dead, 104 missing."
"Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes? Because they can't even"
"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""
"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."