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Joke of the Day

"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."

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"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."
"So an old-timer goes out for breakfast... And the young whippersnapper of a waiter asks ""What will you have, Sir?"" ""Bacon my day, sonny!"" [Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works]"
"What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest? A progressive priest will give you a reach around."
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"What do you call a gay hipster? A douchefag."