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Joke of the Day

"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."

"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"

"I had a dream where children were allowed to pick their parents, and I woke up thinking ""This is not The Gates' residence."""

"Assholes are like opinions Everyone has one, and they all stink"

"A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies ""No way man!"" Wig ""Why not?"" Bartender ""Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"" ;D"

"I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn't tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies."

"What do old women and cottage cheese have in common? They come in chunks."

"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"

"Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."