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Joke of the Day
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !"
"The New York Giants."
"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."
"Friends are like penguins If you stab it, it dies."
"What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A Tolkien Ring network."
"How do you know when you are going to drown in milk? When it's past your eyes."
"Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes"
"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."
"Why do SJWs hate dentists? Because they want to make teeth straight and white."