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Joke of the Day

"What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs."

"Everyone, stop with the Jell-O jokes. They're off-pudding."

"Did you hear about the guy who drowned in a glass of Ribena? He was dragged away by a strong current."

"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"

"The only good thing about being a chemist... Is that no one knows what I'm doing with my dog when I tell them ""I'll be in my lab""."

"Son: Dad, what does gay' means? Father: It means to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups."

"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"

"Doctor Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor."