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Joke of the Day

"you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves."

"The Joker What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker? Heath Lodger!"

"It's like my dad always said: ""Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."""

"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."

"What's the hardest Olympic sport to master? Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition."

"I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is... Twatulence."

"4 worst drivers Women Asians Old people And the combination of the 3"

"My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving just isn't for you."

"This relationship is over. Over. ~dumping someone via walkie talkie."