230358

Joke of the Day

"you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves."

Next Joke
 
"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"
"Brought a stapler to a gun fight and now everyone is neatly organized into piles of corpses and sorted by height. The police will be pleased"
"What do you call a blowjob from a homeless person ? A Bummer"
"Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations."
"I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life."
"I bought a pair of shoes off my drug dealer... And they must have been laced with something, cause I've been tripping all day."
"Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music."
"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."
"Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now"