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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"

"Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill Mrs Brown."

"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""

"I'd like to tell a Whitney Houston joke... ... but then I realized that It's Not right, But It's Okay"

"Billions of years from now, Star Jones will expand and collapse in a brilliant explosion of cosmic matter and become Black Hole Jones."

"Damn Girl Do You Work At Subway? Cause you're making me a foot long."

"But you didn't pick up Two Types of People: ---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup ---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup."

"IOC Drops Wrestling From 2020 Olympics Countless people are stunned by this takedown."

"You always hear a stake through the heart is an effective way to kill a vampire, but actually, it's an effective way to kill lots of things"

"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"