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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"

"What's another name for floor pie? 3."

"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"

"What do you call pasta with alzheimers? forgetti"

"Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? A: My pop is bigger than your pop."

"[emptying spam] ME: Why do I have so much canned meat?"

"How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing? Get really close to their ear and shout, ""DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG?"""

"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."

"What were the old-time gangster's last words? ""Who put this fucking violin in my violin case?!"""

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."