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Joke of the Day

"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."

"I'd make a terrible beaver during the holidays... Because I couldn't give a dam."

"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they can't change anything."

"My mom has two assholes Her real asshole and my father."

"can't wait till the robots turn on us as currently my only regret is that I am statistically most likely to be killed by a human"

"Wanna hear a joke? Never mind. I was going to make a black joke but I'll slave it for later? Wanna hear a virginity joke? Never mind, I lost it."

"Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes? Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America"

"WIFE: Where are the groceries? ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean? *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*"

"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."